Jack Weasel's Temecula Prowl: A day at Wiens Cellars Winery

I’ve been prowling around Temecula Valley wineries for more years than I care to admit—long enough that a few tasting rooms keep a Zalto Bordeaux glass labeled “Property of Mr. Weasel.” And out of all those sun-kissed vineyards, one of my undeniable favorites is Wiens Cellars Winery . They boldly claim to craft “the big and bold reds and crisp whites.” And for once, a human brag isn’t overinflated. Their lineup stretches from crisp whites to reds so deep and confident they

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Nov 253 min read

Santa Ynez Region Wines: Jack Weasel Tastes Blackjack Ranch Winery

By Jack Weasel – Your favorite whiskered wine critic Santa Ynez Valley… the unsung hero of Santa Barbara County and the place where grapes thrive, breezes flirt with the vines, and humans pretend they know what “terroir” means. Unlike those overrun wine regions where tour buses swarm like ants on a dropped churro, Santa Ynez offers something better: personality, diversity, quality, and a whole lot of charm. Why Santa Ynez is a Cat's Wine Paradise The Valley’s secret weapon? A

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Nov 182 min read

Sipping Through Santa Ynez: From Brick Barn to Foxen — A Cat’s Guide to Cultivated Indulgence.

Santa Ynez Valley is a treasure trove for wine lovers like me. Nestled in California’s Central Coast, this region offers a unique blend of climate and soil that produces some of the most interesting wines you can find. If you’re into wine tasting exploring, Santa Ynez is a playground filled with diverse wineries, each with its own story and style. I recently took a deep dive into some of the valley’s standout producers: Brick Barn, Foxen, SAARLOOS & Sons, Black Jack, Hitching

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Nov 103 min read

Meet Jack

You made it to the bottom?

Bold move. Most people tap out way before this point.

I'm Jack Weasel Maine-Coon American, wine critic, crusty warehouse supervisor, one time boxer, and full-time trouble magnet. I roam the vineyards of Southern California like I own them, swirling and judging everything from Paso Robles to Temecula.

I've had adventures I can't legally print...well maybe, and some I barely got away with. (If you want the uncensored version, it's in the book.)

Follow the blog - I drop wine notes, workplace wisdoms, and the occasional story that HR would absolutely not approve of.

And if you see me at a winery, say hello. Unless you're drinking White Zinfandel- the walk away quietly...please.