Welcome to the House of Jack Weasel where fine wine meets feline sophistication.
I’m Jack Weasel-- a Maine-Coon American with impeccable taste, a sommelier's palate,
one time boxer and a firm belief that life should be savored one bold Red at a time. This
isn't just a website. It's a tasting room-- curated with:
🍷 Thoughtful wine notes and discoveries across California
📚 Stories from my book — mostly true, occasionally legal
🥴 Workplace survival wisdoms soaked in sarcasm (warehouse, office, anywhere chaos lives)
🤌 Unfiltered commentary from a Maine-Coon American with a résumé and an attitude
😼 Refined wit with just enough attitude to keep things interesting
So pour yourself something worthy, settle in, and explore the world through the whiskers of a
cat who knows the difference between box wine and wine maturing in a glass bottle.
Welcome to a place where the glass is always polished, and the commentary is always dry.









